Feng Shui Heists, Manifestation Mishaps & High-Society Chaos with Laura Maloney

Listen up, party planners and polo aficionados, because episode 17 of Every Day’s a Train Wreck is here, and you won’t want to miss it. Our guest is none other than Laura Maloney, the woman who takes luxury to a whole new level while navigating a world of high-society chaos. From manifestation mishaps to Feng Shui heists, she’s got more stories than your favorite socialite has champagne flutes.

The Insider Scoop: Who is Laura Maloney?

First things first – if you don’t know who Laura Maloney is, you’re clearly not keeping up with the polo scene (or the world of extravagant, unforgettable parties). Laura, who earned her high-society stripes as a top-tier party planning queen (along with Marley's event planning know-how), is the mastermind behind some of the most lavish (and slightly wild) events in the world. If there’s one thing she knows how to do, it’s blend chaos and chemistry into a perfectly curated experience – whether that’s creating secret rockstar performances or throwing a polo party that’s so unforgettable even the chef can’t resist stealing the menu.

But it's not all about cocktails and charades – oh no. Laura spills some serious tea on the art of event planning and the fine art of balancing high-society drama with the kind of strategy that only someone with decades of experience can pull off. Spoiler alert: Argentine polo players? Totally off-limits.

Feng Shui Heists: Just Another Tuesday for Laura

Ever dream of pulling off a Feng Shui heist? No? Well, Laura Maloney has. In one of her most jaw-dropping stories, Laura recounts breaking into an office to stage a Feng Shui heist – all in the name of selling a multi-million-dollar company. Forget Ocean’s 11, this is Feng Shui chaos meets corporate espionage, and honestly, we’re here for it.

Laura’s life is an endless mix of high-stakes drama and ridiculous moments. One minute, she’s orchestrating a secret rockstar performance that could rival anything at the Met Gala. The next, she’s dodging Pilates instructors with questionable intentions. (Yes, Pilates instructors. Trust us, you’ll want to hear that story.)

Polo Parties & The Legend of "Mandiego"

And then there’s the polo. If you think polo is just a bunch of rich people on horseback trying to look fancy, think again. In Laura’s world, polo isn’t just a sport – it’s a lifestyle. From exclusive events where billionaires mingle with legends (hello, Mandiego), to throwing a party so wild that even the chef tries to steal the menu, Laura knows exactly how to throw a polo party that absolutely no one will forget. Well, maybe except for the Argentine polo players – because, you know, they’re off-limits.

Speaking of Mandiego, her husband, let’s just say we’ve got some major “couple goals” happening. He’s hot, successful, and yes, an absurdly talented polo player. But more importantly, he and Laura have built a life full of adventure, passion, and, well… no shortage of drama. (It wouldn’t be a podcast episode without it, right?)

Manifestation Mishaps: Because It’s Not Always a Smooth Ride

Okay, let’s talk about the manifestation mishaps – because who doesn’t love a little cosmic chaos with their high-society drama? You’ll hear all about the time Marley accidentally face-planted off a horse after renaming her book "Epic Faceplants." Spoiler alert: it wasn’t intentional. But hey, at least the book title turned out to be spot on, right?

Laura’s journey is a testament to the fact that even when the universe throws some curveballs (or horses), there’s always room to learn, grow, and manifest new beginnings – like, for example, how to recover from a serious fall that ended in a hip replacement (yikes!).

More Than Just Parties: Laura's Philosophy on Life

So, what can we learn from Laura Maloney’s high-octane, event-planning, polo-party world? Well, for starters, you don’t need a multi-million-dollar budget to create an unforgettable experience – what matters more is how you mix chaos with strategy. As Laura says, it’s all about the perfect blend of energy and intention. And if you happen to invite a billionaire, a rockstar, and a former porn star? Well, that’s just icing on the cake.

But let’s not forget, there’s always a strategy behind the madness. Whether it’s navigating high-society shenanigans or making sure your polo party never gets dull, Laura Maloney is a master at turning the wildest ideas into legendary experiences.

So grab a glass of champagne (or something a little stronger), sit back, and enjoy the ride. Episode 17 of Every Day’s a Train Wreck is all about luxury, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Oh, and don’t forget to plan your next event like a pro – just maybe leave the Feng Shui heists and Pilates instructors at home.

🥂 Listen now to Episode 17: "Feng Shui Heists, Manifestation Mishaps & High-Society Chaos with Laura Maloney" on the Every Day’s a Train Wreck podcast and buckle up – this one’s a ride!

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