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Ahhh Friday. I know it might not be Friday when you read this, but as I write this, it is. And not any regular old Friday, but the day before a long weekend. Woo hoo! And the day after Valentine's Day. (Woo hoo?) So pardon me if I'm just not feelin' super motivated and brimming with inspired business-y wisdom. And did I mention it's pouring rain and gloomy? So between that and coming down from the sugar and chocolate high of yesterday, I can't decide if I want to take a nap or sneak out early for happy hour. Anything to avoid being constructive and productive. But that's OK. I'll be fired up again next week! So as I slide into the weekend, I came across some funny quotes from Ellen DeGeneres that are just the thing to perk me up and get me out of this weather-related lull.

Btw, did I really need to use her last name? She's pretty much one of those single-moniker people, a household name, right up there with Oprah, Beyoncé, Cher! Marley? Anyway, I'm sharing some funny quotes from Ellen this week that I think you'll like.

Seriously! Funny Quotes That'll Make You Laugh!

Not only is Ellen funny, but she's amazingly successful and that's always something I admire. We all know her story: She was a standup comic — the first woman comedian ever called over to Johnny Carson's couch, groundbreaking at the time! I know, sounds so crazy now! Then she got her own sitcom — but then she came out and that kind of ended, because, well, some people couldn't deal. It was the '90s. And she began another phase of her career with her own syndicated talk show, which is insanely popular and everyone loves her. She also manages to fit in writing, producing, philanthropy, voice acting, activism and keeping up her dance moves in her spare time. Which I'm sure she has plenty of. If you haven't watched her newest standup special Relatable, I'm giving it a plug here. Very funny, go watch it.

And of course, take a look at the funny quotes I've shared from Ellen this week. They'll put a smile on your face. And might make you feel a little more motivated!

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Be Oh So Quotable This Week!

I always say running a business means the work never ends! Ain't that the truth? I bet your to-do list is a mile long! Make sure that the items at the top of your list are the things that relate to being more profitable. Everyone is so proud of being so "busy"...But Are You Making Any Money? Don't be too busy to focus!

Check out the summary of last week's business tips and motivational quotes from my Instagram page which you hopefully got to see in real time! If not, let's make sure we're following each other on Instagram!! So...here is this week's roundup of Instagram images of My Top Business Tips and Motivational Quotes.

Funny Quotes – Tip #1:

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"Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." – Ellen Degeneres

Funny Quotes – Tip #2:

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"Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days." – Ellen Degeneres

Funny Quotes – Tip #3:

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"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The piña and the colada." – Ellen Degeneres

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"When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I’m past the hard part and there’s a snack in my future. That’s a good thing as far as I’m concerned." – Ellen Degeneres

Funny Quotes – Tip #5:

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"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is." – Ellen Degeneres

Let's talk! I'd love to hear if you have any funny quotes to share!

Got any funny quotes you like? I would LOVE to hear from you! Anyhoo...I publish these business tips and motivational quotes to get you fired up for your work week!

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xoxo M

P.S. Of course that's not all we've got! Searching for more tips about running a business?

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